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"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 3





       
          As usual one fine friday, as usual one fine nap, as usual one fine dream, as usual one fine & sweet voice and as usual one fine wake up... Payabulla nimmadhiyaa thoonga vida maataanuga !

"Excuse me, helloooo"
"Yaawnn, mmm,", a girl was standing near me. "Hey I'm sorry but I've to do this. They are telling me to, umm..adhu..."
"Ippa unakku yenna maa vaenum ?", I asked impatiently.
"BABA !!", she shouted suddenly, keeping both her hands like a hip-hopper."B to the A to the B to the A..."
"Enna koduma daa idhu", I sighed at her."Aemmaa idha solla vaa enna ezhuppina ?"

That time there were laughs and giggles backside. I understood.

"Ok u go", I said...Apram I waited for five minutes as I was not sure whether they'll call me or not. Nope, I was not called. That girl was translating pettai rap in English, "one rupee two rupee, breaking the piggy bank...". So I decided to nod off again...But then,

"Dei Vishnu, enna thoonga poria marupadiyum ?"
"Hmmm, kizhinjudhu", I thought and went behind. "Ennanaa ? Edhukku koopteenga ?"
"Enna da thaniyaa vara ? Poi un aala kootittu vaa", one anna told.

          I understood whom he's telling. I went in the front and called my first ragging mate. Myself and she went behind.

"Un aalunnu dhaanae sonnaen ? Nee ivala kooptu vara ? Apdinaa enna artham  ?", that anna winked his eyes.
"Unga kannula dhoosi-nu artham", I mokkied. "Ippa naan enna pannanum ?"
"Iru iru, romba aarvamaa irukka, thudikkaadha. Inga vaa, vandhu okkaaru", I sat near him.

"Ok girls", one anna started."Ippo neenga rendu perum saendhu rhymes solla poreenga"
"what ? Anna paadallaam mudiyaadhu", my ragging mate said.
"Enna daa mudiyaadhu-nu solra ?", one anna asked me.
"Mudiyaadhu-nu dhaanae sonnaa ?", I replied.
"Adhellaam illa", one anna told them. "Innikku neenga rendu perum rhymes solliyae aaganum. Adhuvum Tamil-la sollanum !"
"Sabaash ! Sariyaana potti !", I tried to score in between.
"Thambi thambi", one anna interfered. "Romba thudikkaadha"

"Ok", one anna came to a decision."Baba black sheep theriyumaa ?"
"Ah yea I know.."
"Theriyumaa theriyaadhaa ? Tamil-la sollu"
"Theriyum na"
"Ok adha neenga rendu perum Tamil-la solla poreenga ok ?"
"Baba black sheep-aiyaa ?", they hesitated.
"Onnum illa, take your own time", he said."Adhu varaikkum naanga Vishnu kooda paesikittu irukkom !"

"Ayaaayoooo !!", I gave a jerk."Yemmaa seekram yosichu mudinga"
"Enna Vishnu ? College-la paathiyaa ?"
"Edhanaa ?"
"Adha-dhaan"
"Adhadhaan-naa edha ?"
"Dei mokka podraan daa ivan", one anna said impatiently.
"Dei, chummaa nadikkaadha"
"ok na ok na, slight-ah paakka aarambichurukkaen"
"Adhenna slight-ah ?", one anna asked.
"Hey girls ready ah ?", I asked.
"Dei adha pathi nee aen kavala padra ? Modhalla idhukku padhil sollu. Slight-ah-na ?"

"Idhenna daa ipdi mokkaiyaa pogudhu ?", I thought to myself, and I replied, "Slight-na chummaa light-ah, ippadhaan konjam konjam ah paakka aarambichurukkaen"
"Edhaavadhu ok-va unakku ?", he asked.
"Avanukku enna da, avanukkudhaan bus-liyae irukkae !", another anna said."Enna Vishnu correct ah ?"
"Ayyo apdilaam onnum illa naa", I replied.
"Vishnu correct ah ?", my ragging mate suddenly asked.
"Er, w..hhat ?", I stammered.
Those annas laughed.
"Illa sheep-na semmari aadu dhaanae ?"
"Ang yea, adhaan", I said. "Apram Baba-ku Baba dhaan, black-ku karuppu, wool-ku...wool-ku, ayyayo !"

"Enna daa, ennaachu ?", one anna asked.
"Illa na wool vandhu its like sheep's hair. Hair-ku Tamil-na mudi, but pure Tamil-la..."
"Pure Tamil-la ?", he smiled.
"Hmmm...", I thought. "Mayir"...Adha epdi girls kitta solradhu ? I was thinking for an alternate word...mayir, pidari, kambali...KAMBALI ! Phew, suddenly that word struck my mind.
"KAMBALI ! Yes, kambali. Happaada, hey *****, u great escape"
"What ?", avalukku onnum puriyala.
"Illa nothing. Wool-ku Tamil-la kambali ok ?"
"Ya ok"
"Hmmm, seri", one anna said."Enna ready ah ?"
"Ang ready na", both of them replied.
"ok start", they started.

"Baba karuppu semmari aadu, ethana kambali irukku ? Aamaa ayya aamaa ayya moonu pai irukku"
"Good", one anna said."But adhenna ayya ?"
"Illa naa sir..."
"Vera edhaavadhu word vai adhukku", he said.
"Ok na", and they started again. "Baba karuppu semmari aadu, ethana kambali irukku ? Aamaa vaathiyaare aamaa vaathiyaare moonu pai irukku".
The seniors laughed.
"ok now, lets change the tempo !", one anna said."First and third line speedaa paadu, second and fourth line slow ah paadu".
"Anna...."
"Hey Vishnu soldaa !", he told me.
"Ang seri na. Hey sing come on ! Adhaan annan solraarulla ?"
"Enna daa kalaaikiriyaa ?", that anna asked.
"Ayyayo apdilaam illa na. Halo please paadungalaen. Paadreeeee..."
"ok ok, seriii", they said. "Babakaruppusemmariaadu, eththana kamm..bali irukkoooo..."

"Stop stop stop", one anna interfered."Ippo two aamaam will come, adhula one aamaam speed one aamaam slow, ok va ?"
"Shabbaa", she told."ok na".
"Aamaavaathiyaare Aaaaaamaaaaa...vaaatheeeyaaare, moonu pai irukkooo"
"Very good", he said. "Now 5x"
They sang.
"10x", and they did that too.
"(1/10)x, 20x, (1/100)x, correct-ah paadra varaikkum vida maattom.....ya (1/20)x....", this tempo thing went for some 2 minutes.
"ok very good, you two can go", they said,and they went.

          About this session, I really admired my ragging mate's voice. It was so sweet. So sweet that it really made me close my eyes and yaaawwnnnnn......
"Vishnoooo !!", they called. "Dei ! Enna daa panra ?"
"Sorry naa thookkam vandhuchu adhaan..."
"Seri naama edho paesitrundhomae ? Ah yes, enna epdi irukkaanga girls laam ?"
"Innum avlo deep research-la erangala naa, innum naan settle aagala, aanadhukapram solraen"
"Research-ah ? :-P ", one anna interrupted. "Dei !! Manushanaa daa nee ?"
"Illa naa aaraaicheee....", I dragged the final syllable."Sila paer ok but..."
"Hmmm, paiyan romba aarvamaa irukkaan !"
"Ayyo apdilaam illa naa.."
"ok da ok da, chumma, idhellaam serious-ah eduthukkadha", one anna told.
"Cha cha, apdilaam illa na"
"Hmmm, ok da"

          The seniors were silent for a minute. I didn't know what to do. Then only realised that the bus had come near to my stop.

"Anna stop vara pogudhu, kelambanum"
"Adhukkulla yaa ?", one anna asked. "Ennadaa, unakku SSN salute kathu kudukkalaam-nu nenachom"
"mmm, aamaam, pch", another anna sighed.
"Seri vidra machaan naalaikku paathuppom", the first anna said.
"Dhenamumaa ?", I was fed up as usual...

As usual one fine friday, as usual one fine session, and as usual one fine continuation ;-) Mudiyaladaa karnaaa !!


"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 1
"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 2
"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 3
"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 4
"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 5
"What a ragging sir ji !" - Session 6

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